Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.
Socrates
Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame.
Bertrand Russell
A woman is like a teabag- only in hot water do you realize how strong she is .
Eleanor Roosevelt
To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's.
Dostoevsky
